Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

^ hahahaha

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.



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